(the thornton song)
Well, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a place I like to go...
A little place called Thornton.
There's some people there I know.
There's liquor on the table,
And the smoke, it fills the air.
Ryan got real drunk one night,
And he woke up with no hair.
Oh, Nathan's on the floor.
(He's on the floor)
Called Becky a whore.
(Oh, what a whore)
She's takin' Brian to the room,
And she's-a lockin' up that door.
Brad's Ford Focus, it got towed,
'Cause the cops here are all dicks.
And if he ever burns me again,
His ass will be kicked.
Abbey's gonna party,
'Til her grandma's lease is over.
Lisa found a way to get laid,
A secret she calls, "Rover."
All we get is tacos here,
No apples or bananas.
And now my song is over,
And I still want to fuck Deanna.
[back]