(chester)
I used to know a guy of local fame.
I knew him well. Yeah...Chester was his name.
Thirty shots won't even get him buzzed.
Causin' trouble on the bus.
Everybody loves him, don't you know?
One day he'll have his own TV show.
Try to take him on you'll look like a sucker.
Man that Chester's one bad mother fucker.
"I'll kick your ass, near or far.
Got my fake ID for the bar.
Hey everybody, have you seen my car?"
That's Chester.
That's Chester.
Years later take a look at his life:
He gets home wasted and he beats his wife.
Passed out...lookin' like a slob.
Lost his blue-collar job.
Pretty soon he couldn't pay his rent.
Pickin' through the ashtray for a cigarette.
Insecure 'cause he's got a little dick.
Man that Chester really makes me sick.
"I'll kick your ass, near or far.
Got my fake ID for the bar.
Hey everybody, have you seen my car?"
That's Chester.
That's Chester.
That's Chester.
That's Chester.
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